Show Down Ice Fishing Locator What Fish Do You Mean Officer?

What Fish Do You Mean Officer? - show down ice fishing locator

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Arkansas recently, with two coolers of fish. As he was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.

The game director, the man asked: "Do you have a license to fish?


"No, sir, I have none of them there licenses, no. You must understand, here are my pet fish."

"The fish?" Said Game Director.

"Yes. Every night I take these here fish enter and exit the lake to swim" around for a while. Then whistle and they jump rat back into this here ice chest and take them home. "

"It's a lot of nonsense! Fish can not," declares the director.

The Redneck watched the game director for a moment and then said: "It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works.

"Very well," said director of game: "I was looking at me like this!"


The redneck poured the fish in the lake and stood and waited.

Afterfew minutes, turned the game director at him and said, "W ell?"

"So what?" said the redneck.

The manager said: "If you still?"

The Redneck said, "Call up the back?"

"Fish," said the goalkeeper.

"What fish?" Answered the redneck.

(We in Arkansas may not be as smart as some city dwellers, but we're not as stupid as some government employees).